Monday, May 16, 2011

Changing History

Some of you probably have never been to a chiropractor. Even a larger number don't have a clue as to what a chiropractor actually does. Adjustments are given all over the world to people from all different walks of life. At Selimo Chiropractic, located in the Boonton area and inside the walls of New Beginnings Chiropractic Wellness Center, I give adjustments for one reason and one reason only. To clear out the nerve system and allow the body the best opportunity to heal itself naturally. Are you with me so far. Hello, HELLO, is this thing on? Let me tell you a little story written by B.J. Palmer, the developer of Chiropractic.
It goes a little something like this: " A slip on the snowy sidewalk in the winter, is a small thing, that happens to millions. A fall from a ladder, in summer, is a small thing, that also happens to millions. The slip or fall produces a subluxation, the subluxation is a small thing. The subluxation produces pressure on a nerve, that pressure is a small thing. The pressure cuts off the flow of mental impulses, that decreased flowing is a small thing. That decreased flowing produces a diseased body and brain, that is a big thing to that man. Multiply that sick by a thousand, and you control the physical and mental welfare of a small city. Multiply that sick man by a million, and you shape the physical and mental destiny of a state. Multiply that man by two hundred million, and you forecast and prophesy the physical and mental status of a nation. So the slip or fall, the subluxation, pressure, flow of mental impulses, and disease are big enough to control the thots and actions of a nation..."!!
What's that? Oh, you think this is a bunch of nonsense?! Read the book entitled: Napoleon's Glands and Other Ventures in Biohistory, by Arno Karlen. When you are finished give me a call and tell me if I'm crazy, or if you GROSSLY under-estimated the affects that poorly functioning physiology can have on history.
In the meantime, come visit my new office still going by the name of Selimo Chiropractic within the office of New Beginnings Chiropractic Center and serving the Boonton area.